Code Gold!

 

Fact: Doctor and comedian Ken Jeong recently did a video extolling the virtues of using the Bee Gee’s Stayin’ Alive to keep the correct timing of chest compressions during CPR.

Fact: Disco is dead.

That’s why SphincterTone Records, in conjunction with Kluver-Bucy Productions, is proud to present the greatest collection of CPR party hits since Freedom Rock! With celebrity endorsements by Doc Quixote…AND his sister Gabriella, this compilation is guaranteed to become the “Gold” standard in resuscitainment for decades to come!

Operators are standing by! No C.O.D., order now!

 

 

  • CO in Big Hosp

    Man! I could have used that this morning. Does it work for PEA?

  • Man. That was pure GOLD! Thanks!

  • Lonnie

    Code gold? I say COMEDY GOLD!

  • Loved the video, but I have to be a bit of rain on the hit parade: the 2010 AHA guidelines actually call for compressions at “at least” 100 bpm. So long as you get the right depth and chest recoil, you can go as fast as you like.

    (cue William Jennings Bryan comparisons :- )

    • Lax

      This is the guy that breaks the cork in half at an otherwise perfectly enjoyable CODE GOLD…

    • Doc Quixote

      I’d like to point out those guidelines were written before “Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry rocked the international music scene. I would say that sends the AHA back to the drawing board, wouldn’t you?

    • Doc Quixote

      Feel free to stick with the AHA, but your codes will suck!

  • Christine

    Code Gold is perfect. At my site they play this lullaby music through out the hospital whenever a baby is born. I shall suggest that they play Code Gold hits whenever a code is called now.

    • TLC_RN

      We play “Born in the USA” for boys and “Isn’t She Lovely ” for girls, so Code Gold should be an easy sell in our facility!

  • G-money MD

    I tried to get Code Gold while on call last night… Access Denied! The hospital’s just lucky I didn’t have to run any codes….

    • Doc Quixote

      In a pinch, if you don’t have Code Gold available, you can hum “The Sweet Escape” by Gwen Stefani. Try it! A useful mnemonic device “I wish I could ESCAPE this code.”

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  • Diana Sherman

    But wait! If you buy now, you get the second disc of Code Gold free. Call now!

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