Part Deuce. Tip your waitress, people. I’m here all week.

If you thought the first half of my stand-up comedy routine for Mel Herbert’s Essentials of Emergency Medicine 2011 was lame and offensive…well, you really haven’t seen nothin’ yet. Part 2 contains ZDaddMD, medical Speak n Spell, Outsourcing, and the Empathy Robot 2000. Hey, to me, the year 2000 will ALWAYS be the future. And speaking of, make sure to sign up for Essentials of EM 2012 in LAS VEGAS BABY! I’ll be there…either speaking, or panhandling. Or both.

Part Uno, for y’all who missed it.