OK, fixing primary care is harder than I thought. There’s a reason no one wants to go into it: the fee-for-service reimbursement wheel has docs scurrying like hamsters just to pay their overhead, while endless paperwork turns us into characters from Office Space (um, I’ll need those TPS reports now, son).

What if we stepped off the wheel and targeted a demographic that people are REALLY willing to spend money on? A demographic that is soft and cuddly, and always gets its shots. Time to activate The Dogg Whisperer!

And speaking of wack, my boy Josh.0 tried to get all up in my grill recently regarding his East Coast rap skills. Chanukah in the house! WARNING: May Contain Eerily Good Emperor Impersonation.