Dedicated to my 3rd grade teacher, Mr. Johnson, who told me “Singing about your poop will get you nowhere, son.”
Well, who’s nowhere NOW, old man?
A brand new Medimoji parody featuring Dr. Crapindra Poomoji, GI doc, and serious fan of Toto’s Africa. Check it out here on Facebook, comment, and share with all those who told you you’d go nowhere, too.
Guitar and Vocals: ZDoggMD
Lyrics: ZDoggMD, Tom Hinueber, Logan Stewart, and hella Twitter peeps
Audio production: Devin Moore
I hear the bowels echoing tonight
But they speak only whispers of some quiet constipation
She’s comes in clutching her backside
The KUB reflects the stool gas pattern from impaction
I stopped an old doc along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten pearls or ancient remedies
He turned to me as if to say, “Her rectum, boy, it’s waiting there for you.”
It’s gonna take a lot to make this old lady poo
There’s nothing that some ducolax or mag could ever do
I left a stain from the enema
Gonna take some time to get this poo outta of my coat
Oh no
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