Jessie’s Pen

Jessie is a friend

Yeah I know she’s been a nurse friend of mine

But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define

Jessie’s got herself a pen and I want to make it mine

And I’m watching her when she writes

And she’s doodling with that black ink, I just know it

Yeah ‘n she’s charting so smoothly late, late at night

You know

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen 

Where can I find a ballpoint like that?

I play along with the charade

But when it clicks I get so jealous again

You know, I feel so dirty when she leaves it in the room

I wanna creep on up and steal it 

But the point is probably moot

‘Cuz she’s watching me with those eyes

And she’s suspicious of doctors, I just know it

And she’s holding it in her hands late, late at night

You know

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen

Where can I buy a Pilot like that

Like Jessie’s pen

I wanna have Jessie’s pen

Where can I find a ballpoint

I’ll never find a ballpoint like that

And I’m writin’ all these scripts all the time

Wondering why pharmacy can’t read ‘em

I’ve been out of ink, I been running dry

This ain’t the way a pen’s supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a ballpoint like that

You know, I wish that I had Jessie’s pen 

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen

I want Jessie’s pen

I’ll never find a ballpoint like that

Like Jessie’s pen

I wanna steal Jessie’s pen

I want, I want Jessie’s pen