Everyone in healthcare knows what I’m singing about, so share this with your favorite pen thief!

A parody of Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield. Lyrics by ZDoggMD and Tom Hinueber. Audio track and production by Devin Moore. Edited by Logan Stewart.

See also this pen thief masterpiece.

 

 

Jessie is a friend

Yeah I know she’s been a nurse friend of mine

But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define

Jessie’s got herself a pen and I want to make it mine

And I’m watching her when she writes

And she’s doodling with that black ink, I just know it

Yeah ‘n she’s charting so smoothly late, late at night

You know

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen 

Where can I find a ballpoint like that?

I play along with the charade

But when it clicks I get so jealous again

You know, I feel so dirty when she leaves it in the room

I wanna creep on up and steal it 

But the point is probably moot

‘Cuz she’s watching me with those eyes

And she’s suspicious of doctors, I just know it

And she’s holding it in her hands late, late at night

You know

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen

Where can I buy a Pilot like that

Like Jessie’s pen

I wanna have Jessie’s pen

Where can I find a ballpoint

I’ll never find a ballpoint like that

And I’m writin’ all these scripts all the time

Wondering why pharmacy can’t read ‘em

I’ve been out of ink, I been running dry

This ain’t the way a pen’s supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a ballpoint like that

You know, I wish that I had Jessie’s pen 

I wish that I had Jessie’s pen

I want Jessie’s pen

I’ll never find a ballpoint like that

Like Jessie’s pen

I wanna steal Jessie’s pen

I want, I want Jessie’s pen

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