A Muggle’s Guide to Med School

Premeds have been hassling us for some time now to talk more about what med school is like–apparently my cautionary speech on becoming a doctor was not enough for them.

It occurred to me that this whole Harry Potter nonsense is probably the perfect analogy. As it should be, for J.K. Rowling clearly based her fictional world on a real-life model: medical training. Now before you accuse me of imbibing an excess of butter beer, and at the risk of being labeled a Death Eater, let me commit a violation of the physician code of secrecy and allow you Muggles a rare glimpse into the recesses of our secretive world.

 

Expectorate Sputonum | Harry Potter RT | ZDoggMD

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THA' GREATEST

Doc Vader | Staffing ratio | ZDoggMD

Doc Vader on Nurse Staffing, Chiropractors, and His Indian Dad

Poor nurse staffing is a direct path to the Dark Side.

Doc Vader on Hand Hygiene | ZDoggMD

Doc Vader on Hand Hygiene

Dirty hands are a path to the Dark Side.

Stolen Pen | Pen Taken | ZDoggMD

When Your Pen Is “Taken”

It’s your 4th night shift, and you’ve been pushed 1 click too far…

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The Scent of Inevitability

A scent to remember…

Low | Flo Rida Outpatient Parody | ZDoggMD

Low (An Outpatient Clinic Jam)

She had them apple bottom scrubs, crocs with the fur…

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Doc Vader on Parents Who Don’t Vaccinate

#VaccinateYourSpawn

Lose Yourself | #unbreakhealthcare | ZDoggMD

Lose Yourself

Time to #unbreakhealthcare.

Treat Yourself | ZDoggMD

Treat Yourself (A Bieber Opioid Ballad)

And if you think you ain’t an addict yet, then baby you should probably treat yourself.

Doc Vader | Readmissions | ZDoggMD

Doc Vader on Readmissions

Let them eat cake…and when they bounce back? #LIGHTSABER

Doc Vader | Student Loans | ZDoggMD.com

Doc Vader On Student Loans

I drive a Jeep Wrangler.

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Alternative medicine | Meditation | Zubin Damania

Hippies (Twenty One Pilots “Heathens” Parody)

Give “p’s” a chance. (p<0.05) A meditation on "alternative" medicine.

Low | Flo Rida Outpatient Parody | ZDoggMD

Low (An Outpatient Clinic Jam)

She had them apple bottom scrubs, crocs with the fur…

Lose Yourself | #unbreakhealthcare | ZDoggMD

Lose Yourself

Time to #unbreakhealthcare.

Treat Yourself | ZDoggMD

Treat Yourself (A Bieber Opioid Ballad)

And if you think you ain’t an addict yet, then baby you should probably treat yourself.

7 Years | Zubin Damania | ZDoggMD

7 Years (A Life In Medicine)

We are standing at a crossroads in healthcare. Behind us lies a long-lost, nostalgia-tinged world of unfettered physician autonomy, sacred doctor-patient relationships, and a laser-like focus on Read More

Healthcare speaker | Medical Keynote | Funny Keynote Speaker

Best Healthcare Speaker, EVER?

Book ZDoggMD, the funniest healthcare speaker / rapper ever! (also the ONLY healthcare speaker / rapper ever)

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Dear Nurses

Dear Nurses, you ARE appreciated! A special tribute, from a doctor to nurses everywhere.

Vaccines | ZVlogg 035 | ZDoggMD.com

I Was Wrong About Vaccines

I totally got it wrong…VACCINES SUCK.

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Zika (Viral Luka Parody)

A “viral” video.