Your Song (A Doc Vader Nurses Week Tribute)

It’s a little bit funny

Here at the bedside

I’m just one of those docs who’s kind of Dark Side

Don’t got admin money boy but if I did

I’d hire more nursing staff so patients could live

If I was Big Pharma, ha

But then again, nooooooooo!

Or a man who prints money like a healthcare CEO

I know I’m no Yoda but it’s the best I can do

My gift is the Force and I’ll give it to you

 

And you can tell every Jedi

This is your song

I may sound like a Wookie screech, but now that it’s done

I hope you don’t mind

I keep it Dark Side

When I put down in words

How less painful my life is since you’ve been a nurse

I sat on 3-North with Bessie and Joss

Sipping blue milk which got JCAHO quite cross

But there’s 30 call lights blinking

While I wrote this song

I would have light sabered all of them if you hadn’t come along

So excuse me forgetting

All the hard things you do

You see I’ve forgotten is that vial green or is it blue top

Anyways the thing is, what I really mean

Yours is the sweetest potluck I’ve ever seen

And you can tell ALL the doctors

This is your song

I may sing worse than Jar Jar but, now that it’s done

I hope you don’t mind

I keep it dark side

When I put down in words

How less horrible my life is while you’ve been my nurse

I hope you don’t mind

I keep it dark side

When I put down in words

How wonderful life is since you’ve been a nurse