A diamond…in the rough.

Look, we happen to think Turntable Health was a pretty dope way of doing primary care. But how did we show the world?

Through an incredibly cheesy yet oddly compelling epic Aladdin parody!

So get ready to rub the lamp and bust out three wishes, son, ’cause IT IS ON.

Special thanks to Patrice Fontenot for playing (and EPICLY singing) the role of Patient Jasmine, and to Devin Moore for the ridiculous audio engineering. And mad love to the Turntable Clinical Team for laying it down!

Z: I can show you our place


Epic, welcoming, splendid


Tell me, Missus, now when did


Healthcare ever make you smile?


We can look in your eyes


Treat your gout and your swine flu


But more than that we’re a team who’s


there for you and on your side


 

Z: A whole new way


To keep you healthy through and through


All for one monthly fee, no copays, gee


We’d love to see you often


 

Jasmine: A whole new way!


A dazzling place I never knew


Cause when I’m cared for here, it’s crystal clear


That this new way is how healthcare should be


Z: (This new way is how healthcare WILL be)


 

Jasmine: Classes on everything


Yoga, Zumba, nutrition


Epic studio and kitchen


And I get a health coach too


A whole new way


Z: (Don’t you dare close your eyes)


Jasmine: Get seen same day no waits for me


Z: (Round the clock phone the doctor)


Together: Email, skype, text and phone


You’re not alone


We can’t go back to how it used to be


 

Z: A whole new way


Jasmine: (Appointments same day)


Z: Primary Care is what we do


Jasmine: (Every visit gets better)


Turntable Team: Turntable can change the way, we care today, let us share this whole new world with you.


 

Z: A whole new way


Jasmine: A whole new place


Together: for yoooooooou and meeeeeeeee