The Donald. Wherever on the political spectrum we fall, all of us have to admit he is something else. So here’s a documentary I put together outlining Trumpcare, the Donald’s vision for healthcare. He discusses such important issues as the opioid epidemic, nursing staffing ratios, patient satisfaction scores, and Dr. Oz.

Pretty much everyone will be offended, so please: remember this is just satire—pop a couple Obecalp XR tabs, and consider moving to Guam.