Witness, dear viewers, the first ever LIVE performance of Hard Doc’s Life as I opened my keynote address to the Wisconsin Medical Society’s annual dinner. Not shown: hundreds of docs and their spouses throwing empty beer bottles and bratwurst at me. In the end, some things are best left on the cutting room floor.

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And check out the original classic joint below. NOTE: the lyrics have evolved since medicine has gotten EVEN MORE WACK in the time since the original was released. Rise up, people! *steths in the sky*