And now, a Patient Service Announcement…from the Dark Side.

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Get Off Your Damn Phone

*Patient* — The doctor takes forever to come in here.*Doc Vader* — Apologies, Bed 7 was coding. Now, about your infected lightsaber woun…*Patient* — OMG BRITTANY the doctor's up in here, he's ugly AF, anyways how's Jerome, did he ever get at his baby mama about that coconut oil thing? Uh huh, sorry, speak up, this a$$hole's breathing real loud and waving a lightsaber around and s**t.

Posted by Doc Vader on Friday, December 8, 2017