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Funny stuff goes down on the ZDoggMD Facebook page sometimes. For those with anaphylactic allergies to social media, here’s a quick roundup of recent highlights…

 

Sometime, technology just gets in the way of the doctor-patient relationship:

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If only there weren’t a Ministry of Magic ban on the use of magic for pulmonary mucous clearance:

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Meet the World’s Most Interesting Internist:

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Overheard after I brought home some take out the other day:

ZDoggMD: Golly, I didn’t know potatoes were used in authentic Chinese cuisine.
Mrs. Dogg: I didn’t know Panda Express was considered authentic Chinese cuisine.
ZDoggMD: Sorry, Mulan, if my palate isn’t as sophisticated as…
Mrs. Dogg: I’ve stopped listening, General Tsao. Now pass the Orange Chicken.

 

Woke up one morning to find ZPupp sitting on the potty:

ZPupp: I think I’m congestipated.
ZDoggMD: You mean constipated?
ZPupp: Whatever, can I have the iPad? I’m gonna be here a while.

 

You've called the wrong intern

 

THA' GREATEST

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The Scent of Inevitability

A scent to remember…

Low | Flo Rida Outpatient Parody | ZDoggMD

Low (An Outpatient Clinic Jam)

She had them apple bottom scrubs, crocs with the fur…

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Doc Vader on Parents Who Don’t Vaccinate

#VaccinateYourSpawn

Lose Yourself | #unbreakhealthcare | ZDoggMD

Lose Yourself

Time to #unbreakhealthcare.

Treat Yourself | ZDoggMD

Treat Yourself (A Bieber Opioid Ballad)

And if you think you ain’t an addict yet, then baby you should probably treat yourself.

Doc Vader | Readmissions | ZDoggMD

Doc Vader on Readmissions

Let them eat cake…and when they bounce back? #LIGHTSABER

Doc Vader | Student Loans | ZDoggMD.com

Doc Vader On Student Loans

I drive a Jeep Wrangler.

Doc Vaders Talk End-Of-Life Planning | ZDoggMD.com

Doc Vader On End-Of-Life Planning

Have the conversation today…before YOU become 90% robot.

Doc Vader | Anti-vaccine | ZDoggMD

Doc Vader On Anti-Vaxxers

#VaccinateYourSpawn

Doc Vader | ZDoggMD

Doc Vader, On Patient Satisfaction

Time to go DARK SIDE on HCAHPS.

THA' DOPEST

Alternative medicine | Meditation | Zubin Damania

Hippies (Twenty One Pilots “Heathens” Parody)

Give “p’s” a chance. (p<0.05) A meditation on "alternative" medicine.

Low | Flo Rida Outpatient Parody | ZDoggMD

Low (An Outpatient Clinic Jam)

She had them apple bottom scrubs, crocs with the fur…

Lose Yourself | #unbreakhealthcare | ZDoggMD

Lose Yourself

Time to #unbreakhealthcare.

Treat Yourself | ZDoggMD

Treat Yourself (A Bieber Opioid Ballad)

And if you think you ain’t an addict yet, then baby you should probably treat yourself.

7 Years | Zubin Damania | ZDoggMD

7 Years (A Life In Medicine)

We are standing at a crossroads in healthcare. Behind us lies a long-lost, nostalgia-tinged world of unfettered physician autonomy, sacred doctor-patient relationships, and a laser-like focus on Read More

Healthcare speaker | Medical Keynote | Funny Keynote Speaker

Best Healthcare Speaker, EVER?

Book ZDoggMD, the funniest healthcare speaker / rapper ever! (also the ONLY healthcare speaker / rapper ever)

ZDoggMD | Zubin Damania | Healthcare Speaker | Medical Speaker

Dear Nurses

Dear Nurses, you ARE appreciated! A special tribute, from a doctor to nurses everywhere.

Vaccines | ZVlogg 035 | ZDoggMD.com

I Was Wrong About Vaccines

I totally got it wrong…VACCINES SUCK.

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Zika (Viral Luka Parody)

A “viral” video.