Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the hardest doc of all?

Clean U Out: A Constipation Rap by the hardest of pediatricians, Dr. Harry (featuring a minor, teeny, nearly undetectable role by ZDoggMD)

Lyrics by Dr. Harry. Backing music track consists entirely of ZDoggMD’s vocal beatboxing (with the exception one synthesizer line). Shout out to LL Stool J.

Lyrics


Don’t count on the prune juice


You’ve been backed up for years


Rock hard stool comin’ out o’ your rear


Makin’ your tears rain down like a monsoon


Listen to your farts go BOOM


Explosive!


Overpowering


Blood from your rectum while you are showering


Wrecking shop when you drop those logs


That’ll make your hemorrhoids POP!


Don’t you DARE pinch off a pencil thin stool


Drop the kids off at the pool!


I”m gonna clean you out!


Momma said clean you out!


I’m gonna clean you out!


Colonic through the NG route!

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