ZCards: Part Deuce

Stool leads to anger...anger leads to ileus...and ileus leads to obstipation.

That’s right folks! Just finished my internal medicine recertification boards, so that means it’s time for some more ZCards…collect them all, trade them with your friends! And don’t forget to invite me to rap at your event…I GOTS to get paid, yo (Monopoly money acceptable)!

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Why doctors don’t put in urinary catheters.

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One Quack to Fool Them All!

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WKRP…in my right upper molar.

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Stool leads to anger…anger leads to ileus…and ileus leads to obstipation.

Homebirth Funny Meme | ZDoggMD

Sorry hippies! Just keeping it real.

Pharma Funny Meme | ZDoggMD

Blam! How you like me now, Pfizer?

  • Kelly

    Yoda reminds me of the Mantra For Theraputic Enemas: hang it high, hot and helluva lot!

    • TB Rech

      Ah…the mantra when I worked on an Ortho floor, Kelly!

  • Lorrie

    Oh Z, I had to tell you this–a single mom with three adopted kids from China who lives in hippie land in Anchorage Alaska is caring for her poor 15 year old with MUMPS. Kid is utterly miserable. She was immunized but the doc told them “with the herd immunity going away, we are just going to have to expect more of this.”. So furious right now. Also I have bronchitis and the first round of antibiotics did not work, so back to antibiotics and probiotics. Peace out!!
    Mad & miserable sucks!

  • Lorrie

    But CONGRATS on your boards!!!!

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