I’m a hospital physician and purveyor of fine medical satire. On staff at a large academic institution, I practice only evidence-based comedy; everything here is clinically proven to be slightly funnier than placebo.
Dr. Harry is a pediatrician who cares too much.
Early in his career, Doc Quixote did research seeking to identify unique neurotrophic factors to aid trauma victims in spinal cord regeneration. He subsequently completed training in general surgery. He now removes hemorrhoids in exchange for food stamps and scraps of winter clothing.
When not recommending clinical correlation or devising exciting new ways to hedge a radiology report, Dr Diego likes to spend time pairing the right hotsauce with the appropriate leftovers.