A Whole New Way (A Turntable Aladdin Parody)

A diamond…in the rough.

Look, we happen to think Turntable Health is a pretty dope way of doing primary care. But how to show the world?

Through an incredibly cheesy yet oddly compelling epic Aladdin parody!

So get ready to rub the lamp and bust out three wishes, son, ’cause IT IS ON.

Special thanks to Patrice Fontenot for playing (and EPICLY singing) the role of Patient Jasmine, and to Devin Moore for the ridiculous audio engineering. And mad love to the Turntable Clinical Team for laying it down!

Z: I can show you our place

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Epic, welcoming, splendid

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Tell me, Missus, now when did

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Healthcare ever make you smile?

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We can look in your eyes

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Treat your gout and your swine flu

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But more than that we’re a team who’s

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there for you and on your side

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Z: A whole new way

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To keep you healthy through and through

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All for one monthly fee, no copays, gee

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We’d love to see you often

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Jasmine: A whole new way!

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A dazzling place I never knew

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Cause when I’m cared for here, it’s crystal clear

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That this new way is how healthcare should be

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Z: (This new way is how healthcare WILL be)

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Jasmine: Classes on everything

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Yoga, Zumba, nutrition

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Epic studio and kitchen

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And I get a health coach too

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A whole new way

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Z: (Don’t you dare close your eyes)

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Jasmine: Get seen same day no waits for me

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Z: (Round the clock phone the doctor)

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Together: Email, skype, text and phone

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You’re not alone

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We can’t go back to how it used to be

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Z: A whole new way

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Jasmine: (Appointments same day)

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Z: Primary Care is what we do

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Jasmine: (Every visit gets better)

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Turntable Team: Turntable can change the way, we care today, let us share this whole new world with you.

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Z: A whole new way

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Jasmine: A whole new place

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Together: for yoooooooou and meeeeeeeee

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  • Dr.Joy.LOVE

    A whole new world. !!!

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