Viva La Vader

George Lucas, you killed my childhood. You did it retroactively, by “enhancing” your original Star Wars trilogy…a digital “Jabba” here, a “Greedo shoots first” there. The cumulative effect was to ruin a masterpiece of cinematic history, while making a grown man sob into his Luke Skywalker pillowcase. It was a betrayal so cold, so cold…to play with my generation’s earliest and fondest memories like that. That’s right. Cold. Play. Coldplay.

And that’s when it hit me: Lucas, you need a taste of your own medicine. Two can play at the Star Wars digital “enhancement” game. Or better still, two can Coldplay at it.

And so I humbly present Viva La Vadera parody of Viva la Vida by Coldplay.

Longtime ZDoggMD fans may ask, “But wait. What’s the medical connection here?”

To which I present two words:

Traumatic amputation.

So download the song for your next Jedi workout here! And check out my other Star Wars saga’s, Yoda MD and Colon Wars.

The Farce will be with you. Always.

\r\nI used to farm this world\r\n\r\nWith Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru\r\n\r\nBullseying womp rats in my T-16\r\n\r\nAnother season no academy\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nThen I bought those stupid droids that day\r\n\r\nAnd R2D2 went and ran away\r\n\r\nGot jacked by sand people, met Ben instead\r\n\r\nBut then the Empire came, now Owen is dead\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nI hear Obi Wan in my head keep sayin’\r\n\r\nUse the Force, the Dark Side’s betrayin’\r\n\r\nGo to Alderaan, help the rebels\r\n\r\nBut when I get there the whole planet’s leveled\r\n\r\nFor some reason I can’t explain\r\n\r\nI think Darth Vader shares my last name\r\n\r\nI kissed my sister, too\r\n\r\nIt just ain’t easy being Luke\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nI hear Yoda up in my grill keep sayin’\r\n\r\n”Luminous beings are we”…ok then\r\n\r\nBut I need to go and help Han and Leia\r\n\r\n’Cause Lando seems like a creepy player\r\n\r\nFor some reason I can’t explain\r\n\r\nI know I’ll end up back onTatooine\r\n\r\nI kissed my sister, man\r\n\r\nBut that was when I had two hands

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