Viva La Vader

George Lucas, you killed my childhood. You did it retroactively, by “enhancing” your original Star Wars trilogy…a digital “Jabba” here, a “Greedo shoots first” there. The cumulative effect was to ruin a masterpiece of cinematic history, while making a grown man sob into his Luke Skywalker pillowcase. It was a betrayal so cold, so cold…to play with my generation’s earliest and fondest memories like that. That’s right. Cold. Play. Coldplay.

And that’s when it hit me: Lucas, you need a taste of your own medicine. Two can play at the Star Wars digital “enhancement” game. Or better still, two can Coldplay at it.

And so I humbly present Viva La Vadera parody of Viva la Vida by Coldplay.

Longtime ZDoggMD fans may ask, “But wait. What’s the medical connection here?”

To which I present two words:

Traumatic amputation.

So download the song for your next Jedi workout here! And check out my other Star Wars saga’s, Yoda MD and Colon Wars.

The Farce will be with you. Always.


I used to farm this world

With Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru

Bullseying womp rats in my T-16

Another season no academy

 

Then I bought those stupid droids that day

And R2D2 went and ran away

Got jacked by sand people, met Ben instead

But then the Empire came, now Owen is dead

 

I hear Obi Wan in my head keep sayin’

Use the Force, the Dark Side’s betrayin’

Go to Alderaan, help the rebels

But when I get there the whole planet’s leveled

For some reason I can’t explain

I think Darth Vader shares my last name

I kissed my sister, too

It just ain’t easy being Luke

 

I hear Yoda up in my grill keep sayin’

“Luminous beings are we”…ok then

But I need to go and help Han and Leia

‘Cause Lando seems like a creepy player

For some reason I can’t explain

I know I’ll end up back onTatooine

I kissed my sister, man

But that was when I had two hands

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