ADDENDUM: only ONE group submitted a video! I guess nurses ARE understaffed 😉 So we made the video ourselves! #YoureWelcome
Here’s your chance to celebrate Nurses Week while becoming SUPER DUPER WORLD FAMOUS!
Then get your crew and record yourselves lip-syncing the words. The crazier the better. The more medical the setting, the better. Phone video is fine, but if you can do better that’s even better.
Then email your clips (and any pics if you like) with all the info you want us to include in the credits (names, institutions if you like) to zubin at turntablehealth dot com. “Dropbox” is the best way to share video, you can just send me the link. You can also send links to your videos via the contact form on this website.
We need video and picture submissions by May 3rd if it’s gonna make the final cut.
Share this with EVERYONE. We want an amazing video that’s all about you.
PS: you’re welcome 😉
Okay, okay, I see what’s happening here
You’re face-to-face with greatness and it’s strange
Your pain scale is 10 while asleep
Well, it’s nice to see that patients never change
The IV is in, let’s begin
Yes it’s really me, it’s your nurse, breathe it in
I know it’s a lot: the scrubs, the crocs
When you’re staring at this lovenox
What can I say except “you’re welcome”?
For the ice chips, the meds, the food
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
Cuz that intern really doesn’t have a clue
(he was gonna kill you)
What has two gloves and shoved in a cath
When your prostate was all jacked?
When the ward got cold
who stole you blankets and pillows?
You’re looking at her, yo!
Oh, also I titrate the drip
To stop V-tach and slow A-fib
Also, I harnessed the tools
To lift your butt and help you poo
Well anyway let me say you’re welcome
For the caring and brains that we show
Hey CEO CEO
But these jacked up staffing ratios gotta go!
Doctors they say, oh hey you’re welcome
But it’s nurses that run this show
You can never take me away
Cause this nurse can do anything but float!
And thank you Nurses!