Meet ZDadd MD!

I AM your father! Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

It had to happen, folks. I had to get my dad on video. The real star of Yoda MD finally makes his ZDoggMD.com debut in this improvised, impromptu late-night interview. The parents were visiting for one night only so there was no time to plan; we just sat down and let the camera run for 20 minutes. The result after editing—well, I’ll leave it for you decide who is the grumpier old doc. And just wait ’till you see what ended up on the cutting room floor. On second thought…some things are better left to the imagination.

No matter what you eat, you’re gonna die. No matter what you drink, you’re gonna get dehydrated. —ZDadd M.D.

  • Awesome!

    Diet coke, by the way: carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosphoric acid, potassium benzoate, natural flavors, citric acid, caffeine.

    • What? No “fenteric acid”? No “melanamine”?

      • hah, nope. I reckon as long as our soda is American made we might be able to avoid melanamine contamination. 🙂

    • Diet Coke? A bit of paradise…yeah…it may help me get there quicker….but it’s all about quality not quanity? Now Starbucks…..a piece of heaven on earth… Imagine as time travels on this video will be priceless!

      • Kelly

        Alice… where I come from Diet Coke is called ‘Nectar of the Gods’ and Starbucks is ‘Valhalla.’

    • Doc Quixote

      I was recently seen in the ER and after hours of tests and CT scans, my “western” doctor still had no clue…final diagnosis? Butic Butic Oxate poisoning! You go ZDad!

  • Garry Ragan

    For the Pepsi drinkers out there: carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, sugar, phosphoric acid, caffeine, critic acid, natural flavor.

  • Tsu Dho Nimh

    Awww … he’s SO CUTE!

  • SterilliumLight

    Adorable!

    If possible, do un-crop some of his low down on med school in India.Terribly intrigued.

    Courtesy
    -Med student from India, we do have Xrays, ECGs and the likes now! Though how the patients survive does still remain a mystery 😛 🙂

  • PJD

    New website/blog and feature. Love it! $hi+ Z’s Dad Says. Great stuff!

    • PJ, I’d have to expand my hosting server size to accommodate all the data that I could put in that section. He says a LOT of s*&t.

  • lindalou

    MORE Z-DAD!!!! Can’t wait for ZMomMD.

  • Kcd

    “I’m ZDadd, M.D., and thank you for listening to my crap.”

    The apple didn’t fall far from the tree, dude. 🙂

    • Is he on Twitter? His own blog? A Star is Born? Or…discovered….have cyber archaelogists discovered a national treasure? Who is ZDogg? A victim of his own heritage exposure? He’s history, baby! Ha!

  • RDR

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_formula

    What are the ingredients of Coca-Cola? How about neroli oil? Or traces of toloul used in the process of removing the cocaine from the coca leaf? Nobody truly knows what’s in it. So your dad may be right. I drink Coke Zero which has nothing in it (hence the name).

    I believe that my post is the first to actually cite the contents of Coke (at least a link to the ingredients) so I should qualify for the ZDogg T-shirt (when available). I will wear it proudly.

  • This was great keep going Dude . Contents of coke: aspartame phosphoric acid caffeine phenylalanine and remember the secret formula coca cocaine i get the t shirt

  • Doc Quixote

    I think it’s very significant that you never answered the question Z…would you eat eggs?

    • You’ll have to wait for the sequel to find out!

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  • Pfelgin Negnar

    “I have pets.” That explains the stethoscope but what;s with the members Only jacket?

    • I believe it’s actually a Member’s Only knockoff. He’s too frugal to waste money on brand name clothes as fancy as that.

  • Michelle

    ZDogg, your dad’s adorable! Please get him to come back. He should have a second career in public health; he’d fit right in. Tell him to come do the 8 month master’s degree program here at Hopkins.

  • FoxyRN

    Love the ZDadMD…<3 I drink only dihydrogen monoxide. I often enjoy the crystaline form added to the liquid form. Sometimes I heat it and push it through roasted beans which contain caffeine, too.

    • I see what you did there. ZDadd thanks you for the love.

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