In the middle of changing yet another overstuffed, poo-leaking diaper a few nights ago, I got to thinking: I’m probably WAY too old to still be wearing diapers.

Which naturally got me ruminating on our overburdened healthcare system. There simply won’t be enough primary care types to care for the massive influx of patients expected under a “universal” coverage system. Our hospitals and clinics will be overstuffed, with considerable leakage of poo.

What to do? Millennial medical students, like the rest of their coddled cohort, make unreasonable demands for more family time, more predictable work hours, and piles of cash-money. That leaves primary care to us Gen-X chumps, and our backs are starting to hurt. Not to mention the incontinence.

That’s why we here at ZDoggMD Industries have developed the latest in physician-assistant technology. He’s cheap, effective, and only moderately infectious. He’s Dr. Bobo™!

*always gel hands after flinging feces

  • Mel

    LOL, I cannot believe I just watched that. Also, ya look lovely as a nurse.

    • I know, I’m pretty sure I missed my calling as a woman. I feel like I was born into the wrong…wait, is this thing on?

      • SmellToastRN

        Oh snap, oh no he didn’t!, I completely represent that comment, … no wait, checked my scrubs still a Vanilla Gorilla, phew!!!!

  • Andrew

    Dude. You look like the Octomom:)

    • Explains all the hate on YouTube!

  • Molly

    But would you let Dr. Bobo take care of NeoNate Dogg??

    • Probably safer than her big sister with the sister scissors!

  • Tina

    Hm, I think I got treated by Dr Bobo a couple of years ago … I remember it all, the big ears, the strange hair, the temper tantrums and the unintelligible speech, even the bananas. The only thing he didn’t do was to throw feces … at least not at me.

    • Ah, I bet he told you those were brownies he was flinging at you? The oldest line in the book.

      • Tina

        Thankfully he didn’t throw anything at me, but when he started shrieking and grunting at the residents and nurses they looked rather terrified… I don’t normally do field studies when I’m sick, but it was an extremely interesting experience for the medical sociologist in me 😉

  • Doc Quixote

    By far the most compelling portrayal of a primate since Brendan Fraser in “Encino Man”. And Frankly, if Brendan Fraser had thrown more feces, Encino Man would have been much more convincing.

    • I’ve been working on a sequel for years: Three Men and a Primate

    • Doc Quixote

      The Primates of Madison County

  • Jarrad Hall

    I also hear given how cheap he is, he can perform Koch’s postulates on himself to safe on expensive pathology tests. If he survives, his antibodies can be used to treat patients, if he dies, just like a Red Shirt in Star Trek a new one will pop up by next episode.

    • Good thinking as always. I did edit out a bit where I had him genetically engineered to be a universal blood donor as well.

      • Jarrad Hall

        That should say save. How do I edit sleep-deprivation related errors?

  • Jed

    as usual you knocked it out of the park.\nthe old videos don’t age either. My colleagues and I still bust up watching “Osamacare.” those damn SEALs didn’t realize they could have given Osama a far more humiliating death by allowing him a brief stay in an American SNF.\n Dude I hope you see Rise of the Planet of the Apes, you could take away some critical satirical material from that and surprisingly the movie is awesome!!!\n Keep rockin G

  • spon93rob

    Bobo in filipino means stupid lol