Hospitalists! (‘Popular’ Parody From Wicked)

And don’t miss the Original!

Short list of things to do when one moves to Las Vegas:

Josh.0 | ZDoggMD1. Treat gambling addiction with paradoxical chronic immersion therapy. Always bet on black!

2. Eat at epic buffets at least twice daily. Obtain gastric bypass from one of several world-renowned local bariatric surgeons. Subsequently suffer from dumping syndrome, but look RIPPED while dumping by the pool at the Wynn.

3. Create fierce musical parody of the amazingly catchy tune “Popular” from the amazingly catchy musical “Wicked” (which can only be watched in it’s full glory at the brand new Smith Center for the Performing Arts in sunny Downtown Vegas)!

Yes, dear friends, one out of three ain’t bad. And I’m certainly working on the other two.

ZDoggMD | Josh.0 | Hospitalist ZDoggMD Industries is proud to collaborate with the Society for Hospital Medicine (SHM) to promote their epic national conference May 16-19 2012 just outside of Washington D.C.! Sweet hotel, big party, and…oh yeah, CME and whatnot. Are hospitalists boring? Sure! But we’re trying to make them ever-so-slightly less so.

Mad love to UMC Hospital right here in Downtown Vegas for letting us shoot on their wards and hijack their off-duty nurses and administrators! And thanks to the ever-adorable father of hospital medicine, Dr. Bob Wachter!

And super props to Josh.0 and our camera crew:

Johnie Wood (camera op) – www.johniewood.com
Andrew Dang (camera op) – www.dangfilmmaking.com
Allyson Limon (bts photographer/choreographer) – www.allysonlimon.com

 

Popular Parody | Hospitalists | ZDoggMD

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Lyrics for Hospitalists! (A Parody of “Popular” From The Musical Wicked):

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Whenever I see doctors less up to date than I

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(And let’s face it, even Up To Date’s less up to date than I)

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I fly them to a place where they can see

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That they are not alone in this—drug seekers, pompous specialists

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I know, I know, those calls from the ED

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But even in your case…though it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face

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Don’t worry, you just need some company

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And CME…at HM13, you will see…

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Hospitalists!

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They’re all about Hospitalists

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And though it’s a made up word (thank you Bob Wachter)

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It’s absurdly cool to be

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With others who love PE’s, sepsis, GI bleeds 

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All the crap we’re apt to see cause we’re

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Hospitalists!

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We need other hospitalists

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To help us weigh evidence

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Both for and against

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Protocols we’re sure to use

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At SHM, they do much more than just collect dues…

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They got the cure for information paralysis

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Think of it as intellectual dialysis

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Why slog through reams and reams of metaanalysis?

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They’re your adviser

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There’s nobody wiser

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Not when it comes to…

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Hospitalists!

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This conference is not to be missed

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Cause with their assist you’ll be

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Networking freely

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So your career will never ever stall…the gist 

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Is HM13 helps you be a better hospital…ist!

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La la la la

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Way more infectious than C. diff

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When I see these pompous MDs

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Orthopods in Jags and Bentleys

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I’m glad there’s somewhere just for us

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Where we can celebrate our length of stays

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Reduce bounce backs and med mistake rates

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Who’s driving quality, Ortho?!? Don’t make me laugh!

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It’s the Hospitalists!

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Blowin’ up like a hemorrhagic cyst

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Resistance is futile so

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Don’t ya miss the show

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This meeting’s really off the chain

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And unlike on the unit, JCAHO won’t be butting in…

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La la la la

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They keep it real at HM 13!

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  • Very funny. A step in the right direction for bringing some humor to the table.

    • MC

      Oh my god, that was hilarious. I was up and dancing with jazz hands of joy.

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    ZDogg -\nAre you smiling so much because this is finally a paid gig?\nPDA

  • Kenneth Guerrero

    Funny stuff for sure! Having seen the play itself makes this even funnier!

  • Linda Ball

    Another excellent production, so funny!!!!!!

    • MC

      Yes and now I want to sneak this into the crabby Hospitalist’s call room some night.

  • Love it Z! So nice to see one of your crazy good productions with all of the bells and whistles. Awesome!!!

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