Pediatrics Vs. Hospitalist: Who’s Harder?

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Clean U Out: A Constipation Rap by the hardest of pediatricians, Dr. Harry (featuring a minor, teeny, nearly undetectable role by ZDoggMD)

Lyrics by Dr. Harry. Backing music track consists entirely of ZDoggMD’s vocal beatboxing (with the exception one synthesizer line). Shout out to LL Stool J. Thanks to the folks at Freelance MD for the hamster outro; who knew those silly rodents were good for more than just extracting from rectums?

Lyrics

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Don’t count on the prune juice

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You’ve been backed up for years

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Rock hard stool comin’ out o’ your rear

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Makin’ your tears rain down like a monsoon

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Listen to your farts go BOOM

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Explosive!

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Overpowering

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Blood from your rectum while you are showering

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Wrecking shop when you drop those logs

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That’ll make your hemorrhoids POP!

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Don’t you DARE pinch off a pencil thin stool

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Drop the kids off at the pool!

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I”m gonna clean you out!

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Momma said clean you out!

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I’m gonna clean you out!

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Colonic through the NG route!

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