The most effective protocol for preventing readmissions IN THE GALAXY.
The number one hospital in the Galaxy for readmission rates.
Screaming baby + dingbat parents divided by airborne infection risk = serious #DarkSide
Some mad verse ’bout the struggles of being a hospitalist. Strictly for the homies!
Our Dark Side Doc goes “Blind Melon” on annoying patient demands. #DarkSide4Lyfe
Ancient footage and hokey jokes are no match for a good endoscope by your side, kid.
Is being dead considered a pre-existing condition?
The most wonderful day of the year! #DarkSide4Lyfe