Clean U Outtakes

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Inside the ZDogg Studio

It turns out there are many ways to dermabrade a cat. Take our last video, wherein noted straight-man and perennial second fiddle Dr. Harry is seen flamboasting about his relative merit to the organization. But nagging questions remain as to whether a stuffed-animal-wearing-sticker-collecting-new-in-box-Yoda-owning pediatrician can ever thug-up enough to kill a man, film it, and post it on YouTube with the tags “kitten playing with puppy.” Regardless, I thought this might be a good chance to take y’all…

…Behind the Green Screen

You see, Dr. Harry insisted that we film 17 hours and 3 minutes of his rants. That way, during the (excruciating) editing process, he felt I would be able to choose only the most flattering shots. Unfortunately, despite pancake makeup and onsite collagen eyebrow injections, such shots were nowhere to be found. Years from now I may go “George Lucas” and release a dermabraded edition wherein each of us is made to appear NO OLDER than 40, but for now such magical technology is beyond the reach of a humble medical parodist with two mortgages and expensive alimony dues¹.

La Vie d’un Gangsta N’est Pas Facile

So rather than let all this irrelevant and largely boring footage go to waste, I’ve compiled an alternative cut with some of these outtakes. A Director’s Cut, if you will—assuming this “Director” is of the same quality as the one who made Howard the Duck. Google it, kids.

And make sure to check out more megalomania with a behind-the-music exclusive ZDoggMD video interview for Freelance MD here!

¹I pay monthly alimony despite still being married to Mrs. Dogg. Is that normal?

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Have the conversation today…before YOU become 90% robot.

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Low (An Outpatient Clinic Jam)

She had them apple bottom scrubs, crocs with the fur…

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Book ZDoggMD, the funniest healthcare speaker / rapper ever! (also the ONLY healthcare speaker / rapper ever)

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