Bad Skin (A Taylor Swift Bad Blood Parody)

Wearing sunscreen is important. Skin cancer SUCKS. So does getting all wrinkly and leathery and whatnot.

That said, sun-related skin damage had an upside: it gave us a reason to do this over-the-top parody of Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood. We pulled out all the stops this time. Perhaps we should have put them back in? Watch and decide.

In the meantime, learn more about choosing an appropriate sunscreen here so you too can avoid that Bad Skin.

 

PS: this is the first ZDoggMD video presented in 4K, so you’ll never miss another fine wrinkle. Enjoy!

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Cast:

ZDoggMD as herself.

Simon Lim: Asian Grandma (OMG, IT’S A DUDE! see if you can spot him in our other video about readmissions)

Dr. Christine Estrada, Dr. Ignasia Tanone: The epic Asian Visor Posse girls.

Dr. Dave Hart: Double-dip chip witnessing party goer.

Amy Wishard, Johannie Badgewell, Shun Otsubo: Sunscreen partiers.

Mary White: Sunscreen catcher and all around key grip/best girl/awesome person.

Tom Hinueber: Drowned sunscreen attack victim

 

Crew:

Tom Hinueber, from Variables of Light: Director

Logan Stewart, from Variables of Light: Cinematography and editing

Shun Otsubo and Sam Zapian: Crew

Jenny Egidio: Amazing makeup queen

Special thanks to: Jenna Fox, Melat Demeke, and Dr. Hide Shigemitsu

 

Cause baby now we got bad skin\r\n\r\nThey tell us we should stop tannin’\r\n\r\nQuit layin’ out in the sun\r\n\r\n‘Cause baby now we got bad skin\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nI can’t take it back, my skin is jacked\r\n\r\nWe used to be so baby smooth remember that?\r\n\r\nMy SPF went MIA, UV attacked\r\n\r\nBut now my skin’s looking like George Hamilton’s on crack\r\n\r\nButt naked when I bake it, every inch I radiate it\r\n\r\nThese dark arts leave dark marks, now my face looks corrugated\r\n\r\nWrinkled and decimated, sunburn gon’ peel fo sho’\r\n\r\nMy skin don’t heal no mo’, and I bet this mole ain’t supposed to bleed uh oh, owwww!\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nOh, it’s so sad to\r\n\r\nThink about the good sun-\r\n\r\nScreen could do…\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nBut baby now we got bad skin\r\n\r\nAnd Fukushima got nothin’\r\n\r\nOn how I nuke my own face\r\n\r\nSo baby now we got bad skin\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nNow we got problems\r\n\r\nDon’t think the doctor can solve ‘em\r\n\r\nShe made a really deep cut\r\n\r\nTo test a piece of my bad skin\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nRemember when that mole began to change\r\n\r\nRemember when the borders looked so strange, don’t you remember?\r\n\r\nDiameter expanding, doc is demanding a biopsy, but you out there tanning?!\r\n\r\nUV’s the reason for liver spots, coarse wrinkles, fine wrinkles too, actinic keratosis, basal, squamous cancers true, but of all these things, don’t get that melanoma\r\n\r\n‘Cause you could just die from that bad skin now\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nOh it’s so sad to\r\n\r\nThink about the good sun-\r\n\r\nScreen could do\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nCause baby now we got bad skin\r\n\r\nThis melanoma keeps spreadin’\r\n\r\nJust take a look what you’ve done\r\n\r\nCause this is more than just bad skin!\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nNow we got cancer\r\n\r\nAnd I don’t think they got answers\r\n\r\nThey made a really deep cut\r\n\r\nBut couldn’t get all that bad skin\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nBand aids don’t fix killer moles\r\n\r\nYou keep tanning just for show\r\n\r\nYou bake like that, you’ll be a ghost\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nSPF-30 when outdoors\r\n\r\nWide brimmed hats and long-sleeved clothes\r\n\r\nIf you tan in beds, you tan with ghosts\r\n\r\nAnd if you burn like that, your skin is toast

  • Meredith Gould

    Never envisioned you as a blond, but you totally rock that look. Also, that brand of olive oil is the absolute best. For cooking. And the video? The usual kudos to you, Dr. Talent.

    • Yo M! Thanks for the love. Hard to see in the images, but that was actually avocado oil (from Costco)…doesn’t burn at high temps, which was perfect for tanning Tay Tay!

      • Meredith Gould

        California Olive Ranch makes the olive oil, check it out. Come to think of it, the flavor does have avocado bass notes. Ok, back to work. Yes, on Labor Day.

  • Dee Rogers

    Awesome as always!! I watched this morning and my teens came running thinking it was Taylor but got kick out of it. See I’m a huge #SPFMOM and nurse. My grandmother had basal cell carcinoma. My boys know SPF and so does my husband who works for highway department.

  • Mishia O’Dell

    Awesome as always! Keep getting your messages out there!

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