Ativan Ativan (Ativan)

Who DOESN’T love weapons-grade medical sedatives?

The answer: anyone who really cares about practicing good medicine. These drugs are often overused, subject to abuse, and can cause a host of potentially deadly adverse effects.

That said, sometimes a little Vitamin A (aka Ativan) strategically deployed can be a lifesaver. Know when to hold ’em, know when to snow ’em I always say!

A homage to what the kids are apparently listening to (and a sure sign of the apocalypse). Lyrics, performance, and editing by ZDoggMD, Tom Hinueber, and Logan Stewart. Audio production by Devin Moore. Based on Gucci Gang by Lil Pump.

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Transcript

Based on “Gucci Gang” by Lil’ IV Pump (LOL)

Ativan, yeah (lil IV pump)
Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan

Bed 3 tryna throw his bed pan
Bed 6 hit me with a beer can
Bed 10 freaking in the CAT scan
Belt fulla meds call me Batman
Push 5 mg that’s my game plan
Haldol Benadryl Ativan
Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan

Bed 3 tryna pull his cath again
Bed 6 hitting on the chaplain
Bed 10 twerking in the cat scan
Haldol icing on the cake man
Push 10 mg that’s my game plan
Ativan Ativan Ativan

I round so I can pay rent (I do)
I ain’t got time for ya shit (I don’t)
Still slanging dope from pyx (Is)
All my patients get meds
None of this ish be new to me
Sundowning lady gets 2-3
Alcoholic dude can’t step to me
Shout out Jane in tha’ pharmacy
It’s the opposite of narcan
Keep ‘em straight bombed out like the Sudan
You tryna grab my ass bed 10?
You Bout to take a ride on the van
Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan
Bed 3 out like light again
Bed 6 snoring with the beer can
Bed 10 coding in the CAT scan
Haldol Benadryl Ativan
Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan
Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan