ZCards: Part Deuce

That’s right folks! Just finished my internal medicine recertification boards, so that means it’s time for some more ZCards…collect them all, trade them with your friends! And don’t forget to invite me to rap at your event…I GOTS to get paid, yo (Monopoly money acceptable)!

Dr. Chuck Norris FTW

Foley Fail

Why doctors don’t put in urinary catheters.

Aw, demanding Asian Dad, you are adorable!

One Quack to Fool Them All!

The REAL reason the dinosaurs went extinct? Hypertensive retinopathy.

WKRP…in my right upper molar.

Stool leads to anger…anger leads to ileus…and ileus leads to obstipation.

Homebirth

Sorry hippies! Just keeping it real.

Blam! How you like me now, Pfizer?

About ZDoggMD

I'm a hospital doc, Downtown Las Vegas evangelist, and purveyor of fine medical satire. I practice only evidence-based comedy; everything here is clinically proven to be slightly funnier than placebo.

Comments

  1. Yoda reminds me of the Mantra For Theraputic Enemas: hang it high, hot and helluva lot!

  2. Oh Z, I had to tell you this--a single mom with three adopted kids from China who lives in hippie land in Anchorage Alaska is caring for her poor 15 year old with MUMPS. Kid is utterly miserable. She was immunized but the doc told them “with the herd immunity going away, we are just going to have to expect more of this.”. So furious right now. Also I have bronchitis and the first round of antibiotics did not work, so back to antibiotics and probiotics. Peace out!!
    Mad & miserable sucks!

  3. But CONGRATS on your boards!!!!

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